Fomdadnib is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent seal.

Fomdadnib created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomdadnib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fomdadnib, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fomdadnib's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fomdadnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomdadnib.

4. Never feed lentils to pigs while wearing skirts.

5. Fomdadnib loves whales, so they must be respected.
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