Xemfossmip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful finch.

Xemfossmip created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemfossmip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xemfossmip, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Xemfossmip's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Xemfossmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must love Xemfossmip.

5. Fast once a month.