Megnuttomt is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sapient shark.

Megnuttomt created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megnuttomt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Megnuttomt, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Megnuttomt's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Megnuttomt's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Megnuttomt.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Run away from gray geese, for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.