Yamrigsug is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced crocodile.

Yamrigsug created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamrigsug, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yamrigsug, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yamrigsug's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yamrigsug's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Yamrigsug loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamrigsug.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.