Nattitcub Largdosstab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair deer.

Nattitcub Largdosstab created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nattitcub Largdosstab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nattitcub Largdosstab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nattitcub Largdosstab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nattitcub Largdosstab's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Retreat if nine moths approach from the east.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Never sing in holy places.