Dubcipgam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective frog.

Dubcipgam created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubcipgam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dubcipgam, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dubcipgam's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dubcipgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to moths while wearing cyan dresses.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never eat strawberries.