Targcet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair cobra.

Targcet created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targcet, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Targcet, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Targcet's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Targcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect four carbon sculptures of Targcet on top of important buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.