Nulcisstof Dotfodbop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart gnu.

Nulcisstof Dotfodbop created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulcisstof Dotfodbop, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nulcisstof Dotfodbop, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nulcisstof Dotfodbop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nulcisstof Dotfodbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.