Bellsaghonmob is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omniscient naga.

Bellsaghonmob created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellsaghonmob, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bellsaghonmob, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bellsaghonmob's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bellsaghonmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

4. You must pray to Bellsaghonmob three times a day.

5. Never paint your head gray.