Ontdodgud is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, kind manatee.

Ontdodgud created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontdodgud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ontdodgud, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ontdodgud's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ontdodgud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Hide from pink voles for they are unholy.