Wandid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil owl.

Wandid created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wandid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wandid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Wandid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wandid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Wandid.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.