Flabarmmig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered owl.

Flabarmmig created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabarmmig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flabarmmig, she will ignore you.

Flabarmmig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Flabarmmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Flabarmmig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flabarmmig.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Never look at stars.