Yattnigpang is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witty armadillo.

Yattnigpang created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattnigpang, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yattnigpang, it will strike you with lightening.

Yattnigpang's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yattnigpang's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always obey Yattnigpang's priests.