Cambadpak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking finch.

Cambadpak created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cambadpak, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cambadpak, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cambadpak's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cambadpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to moths while wearing white jumpers.

2. You must pray to Cambadpak four times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Worship no other gods but Cambadpak.