Rawarfhin Wabvaggil is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome bat.

Rawarfhin Wabvaggil created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Rawarfhin Wabvaggil, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rawarfhin Wabvaggil, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rawarfhin Wabvaggil's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rawarfhin Wabvaggil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never wear ear rings.