Cinbingab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional lion.

Cinbingab created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbingab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinbingab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cinbingab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cinbingab's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

4. Run away if eight goats approach from the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.