Ged is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring badger.

Ged created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ged, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ged, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ged's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ged's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide if four turtles approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Run away if five birds approach from the west.