Cisshapfetcat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish jackal.

Cisshapfetcat created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cisshapfetcat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cisshapfetcat, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cisshapfetcat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cisshapfetcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near horses while wearing brown shirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your feet.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.