Xinmanspag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet bat.

Xinmanspag created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinmanspag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xinmanspag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Xinmanspag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xinmanspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Xinmanspag loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Hide if four manatees approach from the west.