Lipcebwat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful fox.

Lipcebwat created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipcebwat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipcebwat, it will turn you into a slug.

Lipcebwat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Lipcebwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Lipcebwat loves great tits, so they must be respected.