Dantarghimwoddontigxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient cat.

Dantarghimwoddontigxuck created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dantarghimwoddontigxuck, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dantarghimwoddontigxuck, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dantarghimwoddontigxuck's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dantarghimwoddontigxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Hide from fawn bats for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about gravity near geese while wearing mauve trousers and balancing three lead spheres on your hands.

5. Never feed lemons to snakes while wearing turquoise rings.