Sogxinbit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful finch.

Sogxinbit created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogxinbit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sogxinbit, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Sogxinbit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sogxinbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Sogxinbit loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sogxinbit on top of all buildings.