Cumgarart is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited scorpion.

Cumgarart created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumgarart, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cumgarart, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cumgarart's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cumgarart's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Always obey Cumgarart's priests.

5. Do not make images of living things.