Stikhamfub is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sage scorpion.

Stikhamfub created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Stikhamfub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stikhamfub, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stikhamfub's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Stikhamfub's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never feed beans to badgers while wearing scarves.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat bread.