Arnbopjatveddam is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome chinchilla.

Arnbopjatveddam created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnbopjatveddam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arnbopjatveddam, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Arnbopjatveddam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Arnbopjatveddam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not take Arnbopjatveddam's name in vain.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Arnbopjatveddam on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.