Yokbedsag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited raven.

Yokbedsag created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbedsag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yokbedsag, he will turn you into a goat.

Yokbedsag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Yokbedsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never laugh near foxes.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Never sing in the presence of porpoises.