Rotsissog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome octopus.

Rotsissog created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotsissog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rotsissog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rotsissog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rotsissog's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never hurt turtles.