Bafdissgess is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omniscient hare.

Bafdissgess created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Bafdissgess, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bafdissgess, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bafdissgess' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bafdissgess' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not keep four pigs in a large pit.

3. Hide from green aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. You must never eat coconuts.