Febzimsak Kikkimlid Mobpigwab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, quiet toad.

Febzimsak Kikkimlid Mobpigwab created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febzimsak Kikkimlid Mobpigwab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Febzimsak Kikkimlid Mobpigwab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Febzimsak Kikkimlid Mobpigwab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Febzimsak Kikkimlid Mobpigwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about dark matter near capybaras while wearing magenta coats and balancing five zinc spheres on your feet.