Gombessfon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, quiet warg.

Gombessfon created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gombessfon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gombessfon, she will ignore you.

Gombessfon's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gombessfon's Holy Commandments

1. Gombessfon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.