Goddidxen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong capybara.

Goddidxen created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Goddidxen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Goddidxen, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Goddidxen's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Goddidxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of oranges to voles while wearing magenta tights.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Goddidxen.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.