Nelsomstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic cobra.

Nelsomstrag created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelsomstrag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nelsomstrag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nelsomstrag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nelsomstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away from orange moths, for they are unholy.

3. Hide from black sharks for they are unholy.

4. Never paint your chest gray.

5. Never wear rings.