Bumjabsat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able aardvark.

Bumjabsat created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumjabsat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bumjabsat, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bumjabsat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bumjabsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to otters while wearing shorts.

2. Bumjabsat loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about spacetime near voles while wearing pink dresses.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about amino acids.