Sadxinlat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous jaguar.

Sadxinlat created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadxinlat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sadxinlat, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Sadxinlat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sadxinlat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Sadxinlat on top of important buildings.

2. Do not keep three whales in a large pit.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Run away from orange capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.