Bonkkopcan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome snake.

Bonkkopcan created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkkopcan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bonkkopcan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bonkkopcan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bonkkopcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never laugh in the presence of cats.

5. Feed all hungry otters.