Flymutraw is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful salamander.

Flymutraw created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flymutraw, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flymutraw, it will jump up and down on your head.

Flymutraw's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flymutraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to whales while wearing purple shoes.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.