Carlakort is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise wyvern.

Carlakort created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Carlakort, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Carlakort, it will cry a lot.

Carlakort's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Carlakort's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Carlakort.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near tortoises while wearing green boots and balancing six iron spheres on your back.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.