Stipcip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, compassionate butterfly.

Stipcip created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipcip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipcip, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stipcip's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Stipcip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.