Flabmetfedbissgem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless chinchilla.

Flabmetfedbissgem created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabmetfedbissgem, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flabmetfedbissgem, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Flabmetfedbissgem's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flabmetfedbissgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear violet ear rings.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not keep six horses in a large pit.