Vagjopcebflis Kempidrip Tafquafkip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, capable sheep.

Vagjopcebflis Kempidrip Tafquafkip created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagjopcebflis Kempidrip Tafquafkip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vagjopcebflis Kempidrip Tafquafkip, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vagjopcebflis Kempidrip Tafquafkip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vagjopcebflis Kempidrip Tafquafkip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. You must pray to Vagjopcebflis Kempidrip Tafquafkip five times a day.

5. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Vagjopcebflis Kempidrip Tafquafkip on top of important buildings.