Cinnadsag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, boastful duck.

Cinnadsag created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinnadsag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cinnadsag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cinnadsag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cinnadsag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cinnadsag.

2. You must love Cinnadsag.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never hurt goats.