Stansidjen Quillsaffaddunsit Gabloophas is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, self-assured wombat.

Stansidjen Quillsaffaddunsit Gabloophas created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stansidjen Quillsaffaddunsit Gabloophas, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stansidjen Quillsaffaddunsit Gabloophas, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stansidjen Quillsaffaddunsit Gabloophas' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Stansidjen Quillsaffaddunsit Gabloophas' Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Retreat if three manatees approach from the north.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.