Fubjabxem is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome gnu.

Fubjabxem created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubjabxem, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fubjabxem, it will cry a lot.

Fubjabxem's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fubjabxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Fubjabxem loves ants, so they must be honoured.