Ruttpaglad Sawpomfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, astonishing hummingbird.

Ruttpaglad Sawpomfoss created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttpaglad Sawpomfoss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ruttpaglad Sawpomfoss, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ruttpaglad Sawpomfoss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ruttpaglad Sawpomfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.