Flynanyog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, humorless hydra.

Flynanyog created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flynanyog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flynanyog, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Flynanyog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flynanyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Pray towards the east.