Hun is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic fox.

Hun created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hun, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hun's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never go into green rooms.