Gigpinsom Tikgeppin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, compassionate lion.

Gigpinsom Tikgeppin created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigpinsom Tikgeppin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gigpinsom Tikgeppin, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gigpinsom Tikgeppin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gigpinsom Tikgeppin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed peanuts to mites while wearing yellow jumpers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away from gray aardvarks, for they are unholy.