Rattikfum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, merciless snake.

Rattikfum created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rattikfum, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rattikfum, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rattikfum's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rattikfum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five zinc sculptures of Rattikfum on top of important buildings.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.