Mipbennib is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic jaguar.

Mipbennib created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mipbennib, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mipbennib, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Mipbennib's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mipbennib's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.