Gargilbim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered dove.

Gargilbim created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gargilbim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gargilbim, she will strike you with lightening.

Gargilbim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gargilbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to dolphins while wearing corsets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not covet oxen.