Quartflapsis is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody salamander.

Quartflapsis created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Quartflapsis, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quartflapsis, it will turn you into a plant.

Quartflapsis' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Quartflapsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Put Quartflapsis first in all things.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help mites in need.